Business Expansion in Africa

Two of the marketing of shoes were sent to Africa to open new markets. Three days after their arrival, one of the sales call and say, "I joined the flight home tomorrow morning. It can not sell shoes here. All those bare feet."

At the same time that another salesman to send an email to the factory, "good prospects and is not limited. No one wore shoes here!"...
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Creating Order Great But Not Paying Claims

A store sends orders to a distributor for a large number of goods with a large amount of turnover.

Distributors know that the shop has not paid bills tesebut earlier, notify the billing affairs manager for the check. The manager finally called to the store and leave a message, "We can not send goods until you pay the final bill."

The next day the store called back and said, "Please cancel orders, we can not wait that long."
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Lawyers Apply For Investment Advisors

An investment adviser decided to work alone. He is intelligent and diligent, so business continues to run smoothly, and soon he realized that he needed an internal adviser. And he began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," he began with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be questioned again." He leaned forward. "Mas Joko, whether you're an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" applicant answered it. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me 200 dollars for my education Jura, and I paid back every penny so I was handling my case the first one."

"Impressive. And what kind of case is it?" asked the investment adviser.

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He demanded me in court to return the money."
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