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Showing posts with label general. Show all posts

Parting Gifts Kindergarten Teacher

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her students. Flower shop owner's son gave him a gift. Master shake gift, holding it above his head, and said, "I'm sure I know what it is. Some interest .."

"That's right" the boy said, "but how do you know?"

"Oh, just guessing," he said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. Teachers holding the gift, menggoyangnya, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of candy."

"That's true, but how do you know?" the girl asked.

"Oh, just guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the package, but the package was leaking. She touched a drop of leakage with her finger and touched the tongue.

"What is wine?" he asked. "No," the boy replied, happily.

Teacher repeats, taking fluid from the leaking gift it to her tongue.

"What is champagne?" he asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more smiles.

Teachers try again before stating,

"I give up, what's that?"

The boy replied, "That's a puppy!"
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MYTH Habits in Chinese Characters

This is the MYTH Habits figures in China:

Smoking, but not drink wine, Biau Lin died aged 63 years.

Drink wine but non-smoking, Zhou En Lai died aged 73 years.

Smoking, and drinking wine, Mao Tse-tung died aged 83 years.

Smoking, drinking wine and playing cards, Deng Xiao Pin died aged 94 years.

Smoking, drinking wine, playing cards, playing a girl (a young wife), Zhang Xue Liang died 103 years.

NO smoking, NO drinking wine, playing cards NOT, DO NOT play the girl, Lei Feng died aged 23 years young!
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Disconnect Since Bede Confidence

Tono was sitting and confide in each Budi:

Tono: "Finally I broke up at Dina ..."
Budi: "Lha why you broke up? Rather than have ever agreed to marry me?"
Tono: "Yes, but null and void."
Budi: "Why?"
Tono: "Different beliefs ..."
Budi: "Different religions that?"
Tono: "No, I believe that I'm handsome, but the Dina was not sure ..."
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