Managers in The Healing Heart Attack

Manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and doctors told him to go for a few weeks to a farm to relax. The man went to a farm, and after a few days he was very bored, so he asked farmers to give him some work to do.

The farmer told him to clean the cow dung. The farmer thought that with someone who comes from the city, with all the life that just sit in the office, he will need more than a week to finish the job, but he was surprised that the manager complete the job in less than a day.

The next day the farmer gave his manager a more difficult job: to cut 500 head of his cock. Farmers believe that the manager will not be able to do the job, but in the afternoon turned out to work had been completed.

The next morning, because most of the work in the fields has been completed, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.

In the afternoon the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the basket of potatoes, but two baskets were empty. The farmer asked the manager:

"How can you solve a difficult job on the first day, and now you can not do simple work like this?"

The manager replied: "Look, all my life I used to 'cut the head' and dealing with the 'dirt' in the office, but now you ask me to make a decision ..."

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