It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her students. Flower shop owner's son gave him a gift. Master shake gift, holding it above his head, and said, "I'm sure I know what it is. Some interest .."
"That's right" the boy said, "but how do you know?"
"Oh, just guessing," he said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. Teachers holding the gift, menggoyangnya, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of candy."
"That's true, but how do you know?" the girl asked.
"Oh, just guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the package, but the package was leaking. She touched a drop of leakage with her finger and touched the tongue.
"What is wine?" he asked. "No," the boy replied, happily.
Teacher repeats, taking fluid from the leaking gift it to her tongue.
"What is champagne?" he asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more smiles.
Teachers try again before stating,
"I give up, what's that?"
The boy replied, "That's a puppy!"
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